Wednesday, August 18, 2010

A Question About Pubic Hair

So, in Pajiba Love
(http://www.pajiba.com/pajiba_love/pajiba-love-180810.php)
today Feist referenced an article from Zelda Lily (http://zeldalily.com/index.php/2010/08/good-bush-bad-bush-is-body-hair-back-in/)
which talks about an article in Cosmo entitled, “Untamed Va-jay-jays: Guess what sexy style is back.” Zelda Lily says, Well, apparently we all should be getting comfortable with hairy va-jay-jays, because Cosmo has declared it to be the “in” sexy style for us ladies down there. and then goes on to discuss Sasha Grey appearing on Entourage with a full bush and the backlash she received for it. So I posted my two cents and got someone to bite. Here’s my thing. I love being down in the nether regions of a girl. I will gladly have my face buried in pussy and ass until my tongue falls off. However, because I like to spend copious amounts of time down there I prefer maintenance. I’m not saying you have to be bald…I’m saying I’d like it to be shaved, or trimmed. Trimmed is nice. Its presentable, neat, well groomed. Bald is nice too…there’s nothing between you and soft delicious skin. For god sakes though…I really don’t want a pillow patch of fir that I can fall asleep on. I don’t want hairs curling, where I don’t want hairs curling. I don’t want to have to bury my nose in pubic hair that retains smells. Yes, to me a full natural bush is disgusting.
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*hork* What am I looking at?

Here was my post on Pajiba:

Why I like it shaved or trimmed.
1.) It smells better.
2.) I don't like hair tickling my nose.
3.) I don't like picking out pubic hair from my teeth.
4.) I hate the felling of pubic hair on my tongue.
5.) It makes it even more difficult to find what you're looking for.
6.) Sometimes it tickles.
7.) It covers the pretty.
8.) It bulges in underwear.
9.) Sometimes it can poke you in the eye.
10.) I like to make a mess. Pubic hair mixed with saliva, sweat, and other bodily juices ends up tangled like some 80's punk rejects hair...which is not sexy.

Note: I do the same. Because if I don't want pubic hair in my mouth why would a girl?
Posted by: DeistBrawler at August 18, 2010 3:02 PM
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And then…I received the challenge. Keep in mind I also did not change any of the spelling and/or grammar.
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please see my responses to DeistBrawler attached below:

1.) It smells better. the question here is what kind of women are you hanging out with if it smells bad
2.) I don't like hair tickling my nose. it's better than stubble scratching your face
3.) I don't like picking out pubic hair from my teeth. just another good excuse to use floss - your dentist will praise you
4.) I hate the felling of pubic hair on my tongue. are you sure you're licking the right area?
5.) It makes it even more difficult to find what you're looking for. sometimes the hunt is half the fun
6.) Sometimes it tickles. and this is a bad thing?
7.) It covers the pretty. you're not down there to study it
8.) It bulges in underwear. and sometimes sticks out from under it. that's hot. remember the cover of the Black Crowes' Amorica
9.) Sometimes it can poke you in the eye. what are you doing down there?!
10.) I like to make a mess. Pubic hair mixed with saliva, sweat, and other bodily juices ends up tangled like some 80's punk rejects hair...which is not sexy. wrong. this is actually when it's the most sexy. as Joan Rivers said, "Is sex dirty? Only when it's done right."

Note: I do the same. Because if I don't want pubic hair in my mouth why would a girl? fess up - you only do this because you think it makes you look bigger.
Posted by: causaubon at August 18, 2010 5:40 PM
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Naturally…I had to defend myself. Plus, I really like people who argue like this. Mainly because they use my arguments against me. It was what we were taught to do when I took Debate. You keep your main opponents specific points, and then use them against them. In other words, making their points null and void. He/she didn’t just argue against me, they argued my points. So…I did what anyone else would do, the exact same thing.
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@causaubon

1.) The question here is what kind of women are you hanging out with if it smells bad. I don't know...maybe one that likes to work out? Maybe one that has a job where she's constantly on her feet? Maybe one that works, or plays, outside? I don't know...what kind of women do you hang out with?
2.) It's better than stubble scratching your face. If she's shaved...or waxed...why would there be any stubble? If she's trimmed...why would there be any stubble? If you're referring to that brief space of a few days where it's growing out. Damn. Guess I'll get some stubble.
3.) just another good excuse to use floss - your dentist will praise you. That...was a dumb fucking response.
4.) are you sure you're licking the right area? Well fuck me...you're only supposed to lick one spot or area? I'll be damned. Guess I don't have to lick her asshole or perineum anymore. Sorry ma'am...I can only lick in one area.
5.) sometimes the hunt is half the fun What? Is this a game of find the hidden vagina? And you just said I'm only supposed to lick one area...now how am I supposed to find it? Ruffle my fingers through the forest?
6.) and this is a bad thing? Well I personally don't have knismolagnia or acarophilia...so...yes. Its a bad thing.
7.) you're not down there to study it Well now...that's no fun now is it?
8.) and sometimes sticks out from under it. that's hot. remember the cover of the Black Crowes' Amorica I hate the Black Crowes...and no...I don't find pubic hair sticking out from under someones undewear to be hot. I consider that tacky...and slightly disgusting.
9.) what are you doing down there?! What are YOU doing down there?
10.) I like to make a mess. Pubic hair mixed with saliva, sweat, and other bodily juices ends up tangled like some 80's punk rejects hair...which is not sexy. wrong. this is actually when it's the most sexy. as Joan Rivers said, "Is sex dirty? Only when it's done right." I don't think Joan Rivers meant where the wild things are of pubic hair...plus...you just quoted Joan Rivers.

Note: fess up - you only do this because you think it makes you look bigger. Totally. Shaving/trimming does make a guy look bigger. I also do it because I like to be clean, I like not zipping up pubic hair in my zipper...I like not having pubic hair on the toilet seat...I like not having to clean my semen out of it when I masturbate.
Posted by: DeistBrawler at August 18, 2010 6:21 PM

See? Pretty!
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There is one thing I’m particular about a woman, and that would be body hair. I kind of broke up with a girl once because she refused to shave her legs during the winter. I told her if she refused to shave her legs, I refused to have sex with her. She didn’t like that very much. Does that make me an asshole? Maybe. I don’t think its too much to ask though. Is it too much to ask?

9 comments:

  1. Its too much too ask if you can go long periods, in this case, seasonsm without getting laid.

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  2. It's only too much to ask if YOU don't also shave
    your legs.

    So, do you?


    TribalNoiZes

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  3. Wasn't it YOU who originally balked at shaving that beard thing for awhile? If a lady has a personal preference that doesn't quite match up with yours, that mean you write her off (sexually) completely? Hmmmm....methinks there maybe a reason you've stayed single for awhile, doll.

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  4. Hahaha. Thanks Trouble.

    I have shaved my beard off for a woman though. Just like I quit smoking for one. I've also not cut off my hair...and I've cut off my hair.

    I guess I consider it a small act. Not like I'm asking a girl to change religions, change jobs, and be my personal slave.

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  5. Its a pretty big deal when you're asking someone to shave off hair that has no hygienic issues that come along with it. Pubes, pits and mustash? Yeah, tend to be nasty. Leg hair: what the hell??? I can't even figure out where this bizarre abbhorance of leg hair started in our culture, nor why the hell being required to shave it caught on. Seriously, bugging someone about shaving their legs moves into the realm of nit-picky. Especially if you don't even shave your own. Otherwise, it comes off as chauvinistic, and I can see why any woman would refuse just on the grounds of self respect if the person asking didn't even shave their own.

    TribalNoiZes

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  6. So what would be the difference in a guy asking a girl to shave her legs (because he didn't like the feeling during sex) and a girl asking a guy to shave his face (because she didn't like the feeling when they made out)?

    Seriously, bugging someone about shaving their legs moves into the realm of nit-picky. Especially if you don't even shave your own.

    As a woman do you have to shave your face?

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  7. You may find this surprising, but yes. Most women do grow facial hair at some sort of quantity to require the plucking/waxing/shaving of it to have a prickle-free face or to not be a Wookie. And other areas. Ever wonder why, when most women shower or do their morning things, they take so long in the bathroom? This.Is.Why.

    Not to mention exfoliation and all the other hordes of crap I'm not even going to bother to go into.

    My reaction to the leghair shaving request would have included "all of that, and you're qubbling about some leghair??"

    Also, if a woman's leg hair is strangely so burly that you're able to uncomfortably feel it during sex (!!), you could also solve the problem by offering to shave them for her. Some folks find shaving someone/being shaved to be kind of sexy, and it would come off less like a demanding requirement and more like "let me help you with that task".

    TribalNoiZes

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  8. Its not so much the feel as the look of her legs. I'm a visual person and I always picture a woman smooth. Again, just a personal preference. But I'll totally take your advice. I like it when a woman shaves my face...as soon as I read that I realized that I've never asked to shave her.

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