Thursday, August 13, 2009

Redneckland: Why You Should Clean Your Car

So, working in a redneck place has its advantages. For example, when people leave their court papers or in this case a car repossession. Now while I won’t tell you the vin # or name of the debtor, I will tell you it was a 2004 Lincoln Navigator, and its contents were thus:
1 tag
Assorted personal papers
1 pack of paper towels
1 pack of tp
1 pink kids car seat
1 open box of drink mix
2 bottles of cologne
1 stamp
1 open bottle of zyrtec
1 open bottle of Afrin
1 open bottle of 4 way decongestant
1 squeeze pop
1 swim suit top
1 clip board
1 tan hand bag with asst personal papers
asst makeup items
asst change
3 tampons
1 silver colored necklace
1 small glass bottle with unknown liquid
Asst pens
1 lighter
1 pack of m&m’s
4 loose keys
1 blue wallet
1 games stop gift card
2 bank of america cards
1 hotel key card
1 Kroger card
$200.00 in $20’s
1 fork
1 spoon
5 cds from cd player
1 check for $300
1 garmin GPS
1 rx bottle with unknown pills
1 bottle of contact solution
1 office max stamp
1 bottle of vitamin d
1 tube of monistat
1 small bat pad
1 hat
1 pink star bag with 2 markers
1 pair of glasses
1 pair of head phones
1 black strap with red clip
Asst pens and markers
1 box with 3 cigarettes
2 action passes
1 pack of tic tacs
1 nose hair trimmer
1 rag
1 serenge
6 magnetic braves calendars
1 mouse pad
1 catchers mit
1 hair brush
1 shoes
1 baseball bag with one pine tar rag
1 sports bottle
3 bats
1 trash bag with asst clothes
1 bucket with asst baseballs
1 glove
Asst toys
3 fireworks
1 journal
1 bottle of shaving cream
1 pair of small shoes
1 dog leash
14 loose unknown pills
1 cell phone
1 small bottle of Calvin Klein
1 beaded bracelet
1 bottle of bio-freeze
1 Rx bottle of Paroxetine pills [Suicidality and Antidepressant Drug]
2 cell phone chargers
1 pink and silver colored bracelet
12 loose cds
1 door clicker
Asst change
1 folder with pay roll checks

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